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jeudi, avril 3 2008

English April Fish

Poisson d'avril bien Anglais.

Un petit extrait :

FRENCH President Nicolas Sarkozy is to have pioneering stretch surgery in a bid to make him taller.

The 5ft 5ins leader has contacted a leading Swiss laboratory because he has become so paranoid about his frame.

Doctors reckon they will be able to add an amazing FIVE INCHES to his height in just over a year.

When surgery is completed he will be an inch taller than his stunning ex-model wife Carla Bruni.

The diminutive husband

The tall ladie and the small men^^

mardi, avril 1 2008

Les Anglais le disent...

Sarko by the Guardian

Despite the new sombre, presidential manner which had been promised on terra firma, in the carriage he was chatting eagerly to the Queen, hands gesticulating, fingers pointing and tanned face smiling and nodding. Never mind the promise to look more like a straight-faced Francois Mitterrand or Charles de Gaulle, this was vintage Sarko. He had not lost the quirk that he likes playing on with protocol: the boyish glee of his "son-of immigrant made good" persona, a smile that seemed to be saying: "Look at me! I'm at the castle!"

Sarkozy, despite a standing ovation for his grand Westminster speech, appeared in more modest form yesterday than when he declared after a campaign visit to London: "They haven't seen the like of this since the Beatles."

Carla was perfect. Sarko was, despite his best efforts, Sarko.